“Oh come on Mark… Germans… Sausages… Do I have to spell it out? The sausage munching Bosch… Fritz, the bratwurst guzzler”

“I’ll do the consulting, number crunching, the meta analysis, and the business plan, while you cover the fucking off and getting us an ice cold pitcher of bud, okay, see ya around”

“he’s an alpha male Jeremy, and you’d be the first to admit you’re a bottom feeder”

“Did you make the bed?”

“No…”

“You’re not my wife Mark, I had a wife, I don’t need another bullet in the head” 

“I’m looking to shake up the department and I want you two to be my enforcers, hmm, my cheech and chong, my skinner and baddiel.”

“I’ve got a 32” plasma in mine, you get a document up on that baby and you are seriously looking at that document”

“this is bollocks mark, you know the credo: illness equals weakness”

“So it’s true, I’d heard about the rumours but I couldn’t believe it, I’m so sorry about your mug mark.
I can’t believe I let this happen on my watch.”

“You will know the meaning of project zeus when the time is right for you to know the meaning of project zeus”

“put it on the later baseee”